How not to get sleep

How not to get sleep?????????????

It is pretty easy. May be I can give you a lot of ideas with all the sleeping problems I have. I found one of the best last night.

Try talking to some one dearest to you, after a long hiatus. I spoke to a friend(once upon a time probably the closest) after almost 2 years. Even though I spoke just for just 30 mins on phone, I wasn't able to sleep the whole night. I really don't know the reason. I was just thinking about the great time we spent together and I was just lost in those thoughts.

Those were the best days of my life.

Good one!!!

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"

"You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."

"Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"